Statistically Speaking – 2013 Week 03

Statistically Speaking

Yeah we are late on Thursday again…but I was too busy to work on this at…you know…work…3 Weeks in and we have yet to repeat an award at any position…Another QB record…We are Stormed by Running Backs…We get crushed by a Hurricane of receiving…More Kicks = More Points…The Bubba M*A*S*H Unit has a big crutch…A first ever 3-Way…Some futility…We TIE things up…and a look at Cam Stats…lets go…

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2013 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 3 Results

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

Three weeks in and we are still waiting for a big weekend…12-11-1 is a 52.2% win rate…Over .500 on paper…but still -$140 to the virtual piggy bank when the vig is involved…Shawn is the leader with his third 2-1 weekend in a row…Shannon slides back while Gasper climbs up to 5-4 to stay in the BLACK…Huss finds a second Push to stay just ahead of Miller who is in our biggest hole…Everyone else sits at 4-5 with the surface just in sight…

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2013 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 3 Picks

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

Week 2 got us back in the right direction…lets build on it in Week 3…picks fall all over the board with little duplication…We double up on units for Tampa Bay as a road dog, Dallas as a FG+ favorite at home, and Chicago as a slight road favorite…Everything else is a single shot play with Shawn and Miller going head-2-head on the Green Bay/Cincy matchup…Good luck everybody…

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Statistically Speaking – 2013 Week 02

Statistically Speaking

Yes…I am a day late…but still in before the Thursday Kickoff…2 Weeks in a row with 5 Awards going to 3 teams…Man vs Machine…Forte gets Lynched…JJ wins a 3-legged race…More Kicks=More Points…Shawn sacrifices his own man…Team of the Week comes down to Monday Night…Who knows how to break a curse?…and Chump Survivor kicks off…lets get to it…

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2013 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 2 Results

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

Our degenerate heroes end 14-10-0 in Week 2…a 58.33% Win Rate…Good enough to stay in the BLACK +$160 after the vig…but we are still -$1,180 in the Virtual Piggy Bank…Hunter comes back from the 0-3 start getting our first 3-0 Weekend on the year with his NCAA plays…Shannon, Gasper, Shawn, and Kevin all go 2-1-0…and everyone else ends on 1-2-0…Shannon and Shawn still sit as the only players in the BLACK for the season after 2 Weeks at 66.7%…Gasper and Hunter have climbed back to 50% and are only down the vig on 6 games…Let’s get ready for Week 3…

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Statistically Speaking – 2013 Week 01

Statistically Speaking

We’re back!…And on schedule…and…WHERE DID ALL THESE FUCKING POINTS COME FROM?!?!…Holy Crap…5 Player Awards go to 3 Teams…The veteran signal caller literally starts the season in record form…#1 is #1…Someone finally realized this is a PPR league…The Leg leads the way…A team full of Cowboys is better than a team full of Redksins…A Brother’s War…and…lets get started already…

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2013 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 1 Results

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

We are off to a good start with the first scheduled post arriving on time!

And that  is the end of the good news…as far as the picks themselves in Week 1…

Well …yeah…they just sucked ass is what they did…apparently our heroes have a little rust to knock off from the off-season…Only Shannon and Shawn managed to pair up 2 winning picks to start the season in the Black…Gasper and Burgess both found 1 winner…and new player Huss PUSH-ed his way to half a win…Everyone else took the goose eggs as our group finishes 6-17-1 to start the season…The horrid 27% win-rate means our Virtual Piggybank is already on life support sitting at $1,340 to the negative…Full results below:

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