Bay Area Thrashers Press Release

From the Desk of EVERY OTHER TEAM OWNER in the TBFL

This week…for one week only we are proud to present the “Help Miller Get Some New Smack Charity Ball (game)”

We would also like to announce and thank our top sponsor Money Inc for not only their sizable donation but for hosting the Ball (game) at their home field.

Now enough of the chatter…let’s get to the topic at hand. We went out and found some volunteers to help Team-No-Smack brainstorm some new ideas and here they are:

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Armed N Dangerous Press Release

From the Desk of Michael R Miller, President of Football Operations, Armed N Dangerous

We commend the TBFL for showing us humility.  Our futility has culminated in none other than our TE Jermichael Finley needing to take a half of quarter off this week to get a BJ from a cheerleader or fluids to stop his cramping.  Really? Cramping, take some friggin Midol!  We are not bitter over our 2 point loss to Danny and his Legends.  This will make us a better team.

Some may think an 0-3 start puts us in the shitter. I prefer to look at it as putting us in the best position to surprise you assholes for the rest of the season. I have a significant amount riding on this season. Therefore, after week 4, I will probably trade the good player or two on my roster to Xfactor, so I can take all of Shawn’s money. Okay, maybe not. However, after I beat the Throser in the first official T&A night of the TBFL season, I want it noted, that any player is available. Yes, even golden boy Aaron Rodgers. These players need to know that they must perform. If not, they won’t get to play in T&A nights.

In an effort to try and steal a victory over the Throser this week, we are pulling out some stops.

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2010 Franchise Player List

The 2010 Franchise Player Deadline has come and gone.  The league is becoming more and more dynasty oriented as we have a new record 78 Franchise Tags, with at least one player from every position, and with at least one player being held in every eligible round.

The Breakdown by Positions:

37 Wide Receivers
23 Running Backs
13 Quarterbacks
4 Team Defenses
1 Place Kicker

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2010 Potential Franchise Players

Quick FAQ:
UFA = Undrafted Free Agent
The number shown for 2009 is the round the player was drafted in.
The number shown for 2010 is the lowest round that player can be franchised.
If you want to franchise two players with the same number (ie. 12) one can be held in the 12th round, while the other will have to be held in the 11th or higher round.
The Franchise Player Deadline is Sunday, August 28, 2010.

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