2016 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 4 Results

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

Well it took long enough…but we finally got to feed the Virtual Piggybank in Week 4…going 20-13-0 to take $370 back from the STIB…Nick gets his 1st 2 WINS of the year….so no one hits a perfect score….except Hernandez who is now 0-2 on the Season for the Easily Defeated Luggage Lock…Hunter hits his Husky pick now going 2-2 on the year with his Master Locks…lets keep the momentum rolling into Week 5…full results below…

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2016 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 4 Picks

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

What can I say…we all like what we all like….15 Units going into 3 games….6 Units on the Lions going to Soldier Field…we Wash 2 with a head-2-head play on the Lions and Bears…Leaving 2 More Lions plays and 2 on the OVER…5 Units on the Broncos flying into RayJay with the straight up cover for Denver and 1 Unit on the OVER…4 Units go into the Titans at Texans game with 2 on Houston to cover and 2 on the OVER…3 Units got to London with the Colts and Jags with 2 on the OVER and 1 on the Jaguars as a dog…Giants and Vikings will Wash 2 more Units in a  head-2-head play…Double Shots on Seattle…Stillers…and Hernandez’s Luggage Lock of the Week…the Panthers to cover in Atalanta…Hunters NCAA plays are the SunDevils…Rebels…and the Master Lock of the Week…Washington Huskies…Good Luck with your STIB…

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Statistically Speaking – 2016 Week 03

Statistically Speaking

Yes we are publishing on Wednesday…but 4 different awards got changed because of outcomes on Monday Night…Minimalism vs Maximization in the Quarterback race…Double Capped names rule the Running Back roost…Someone has to score these points…Kickers are still better than Receivers…our 1st 2 repeat offenders…a fall from grace…some amazing Milestones reached…and the Bandit Division likes ties…lets do this…
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2016 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 3 Results

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

…[blinks]…[stares at board again]…[mouth opens…but no sound comes out]…[SIGH]…Okay…8 wins…split among 8 players…yeah that’s it…8-25…a 24.2% ‘Win’ Rate…both Locks were busted….and the Virtual Piggybank is full of IOUs for the STIB…Gasper and Hunter are still managing to keep just above water..betting against Nick however would have you at 100% on the Season…so there is always that….lets put this week behind us and get to Week 4…full carnage below…

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2016 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 3 Picks

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

Week 3 has come and our degenerates still have no interest in diversifying…we all go up or down together…with 9 Units being wagered on 2 games…4 Units on the Stillers to cover and 1 more on the OVER…3 Units on the Panthers to cover with 1 more on the OVER…The Jaguars as 1 point dogs get 3 Units played…including Hernandez’s…not a Master Lock…just like an easily defeated Luggage Lock of the Week…We will wash 6 Units with 3 head-2-head plays on the Bears~Cowboys…Lions~Packers…and Bucs~Rams…Double Shots on the Bengals…Fins…Colts…and Jets OVER…and Hunter’s NCAA picks are Utah and the Master Lock of the Week…Florida Gators to make it 10 in a row over the Volunteers…

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Statistically Speaking – 2016 Week 02

Statistically Speaking

Look it’s Tuesday Night and the article is done man…ok well it will probably be Wednesday technically when I hit the submit button…but I need the extra time to figure out my Bubba Army Survivor roster play…you know the one where I lose a starter to an ACL Injury every week…Cam is getting…Better?…Running Backs decided in a quick sprint…It WAS all about the Benjamins…the Army knows Special Teams…tight races for the Weekly awards…and our first Chump Survivor victim…

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2016 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 2 Results

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

Let’s take at look at the Week 2 Results…or better yet let’s not…Green Bay loses outright (Goodbye 5 Units)…Stillers cover but go under (Wash 3 Units)…Bears lose outright (Goodbye 3 Units)…and the Fins get caught on a half point hook (Goodbye 3 Units)…ouch…12-21-0 is only a 36.3% Win Rate and sucks $1,230 from the Virtual Piggybank…There were some light spots…Hunter’s bed rest apparently allowed him to study up as he goes a perfect 3-0 including his Buckeye Lock of the Week…Gasper goes 2-1 hooked by the Fins…and that’s about it…Everyone else goes 1-2 except Tim and Nick who get the Goose Eggs…Nick is now 0 fer 6 on the season at the bottom of the ladder…let’s pick it up for Week 3…Full results below… (more…)

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