Statistically Speaking – 2013 Week 01

Statistically Speaking

We’re back!…And on schedule…and…WHERE DID ALL THESE FUCKING POINTS COME FROM?!?!…Holy Crap…5 Player Awards go to 3 Teams…The veteran signal caller literally starts the season in record form…#1 is #1…Someone finally realized this is a PPR league…The Leg leads the way…A team full of Cowboys is better than a team full of Redksins…A Brother’s War…and…lets get started already…

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2013 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 1 Results

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

We are off to a good start with the first scheduled post arriving on time!

And that  is the end of the good news…as far as the picks themselves in Week 1…

Well …yeah…they just sucked ass is what they did…apparently our heroes have a little rust to knock off from the off-season…Only Shannon and Shawn managed to pair up 2 winning picks to start the season in the Black…Gasper and Burgess both found 1 winner…and new player Huss PUSH-ed his way to half a win…Everyone else took the goose eggs as our group finishes 6-17-1 to start the season…The horrid 27% win-rate means our Virtual Piggybank is already on life support sitting at $1,340 to the negative…Full results below:

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2013 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 1 Picks

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

Here we go! After a tremendously successful season in 2012…What? You didn’t read the 2012 Year End review post ? That magnificent post breaking down our top successes and the Week so bad we dare not say it’s name? Oh yeah…I didn’t finish it yet…it’s coming don’t worry. Just take my word for it…we were awesome in 2012. But the 2013 Season is here now and we all start on $0 in the virtual piggybank.  Riley is dropping from the contest, but Huss is going to step up and take his place. Here are your winners for Week 1!

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2013 Franchise Player List

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The 2013 Franchise Player deadline has passed and 65 players will be returning to action with their same teams…essentially completing 6½ rounds of the draft before we even begin. No Franchise Tags were issued for the 1st or 5th rounds…but all other eligible rounds were used.

The position breakdown:

31 Wide Receivers
24 Running Backs
9 Quarterbacks
1 Kicker

Complete listing below….

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