Busy week for your Commish with work…and Wife…Arena League crashing…and other Life…but we stayed up late and got this done…30 is the new…I don’t know…25 lately?…a big return is met with a…Big return…Easy-E in a DJ competition…what does T.Y. stand for anyway…a Kicker who is better than…most of your team…Waiver Wire Walloping…Lacy at the Snap…Streak busting Chump Score…Survivor…a Legend-ary Milestone…Money Inc loves parity….lets go…
With the STIB enjoying 12 Units washed in Head-2-Head plays…it was down to the remaining 21 picks…the Bengals losing the Pick’Em with the Cowboys cost 4 Units…but we still ended in the Black for the 2nd straight week going 18-14-1 for a 56.25% Win Rate…Hunter swapped his cancelled LSU game for Bama and ends 2-1-0 on NCAA picks…nailing the Master Lock (3-2 on the year)…to move into 1st Place…Shawn…Shannon…and Tim all managed a perfect 3-0 outing to move up the ladder…Huss went perfect the other way with the only 0-3 outing…Hernandez’s Luggage Lock was also defeated…now a perfect 0-3 on the season…Shawn is the hottest over the last 3 Weeks at 6-3 (or betting against the bottom 3)…full results below…
After weeks of bunching up games…our degenerates have scattered for Week 5…4 Units go straight up on the Bengals in a pick’em with the Cowboys….3 Units on Brady taking his vengeance on the Browns…but then we go all different directions…including 12 Units getting washed out in straight up head-2-head plays on the Bills-Rams…Bears-Colts…Texans-Vikings…Packers-Giants…Lions-Eagles…and Panthers-Bucs outcomes…Hernandez’s Easily Defeated Luggage Lock of the Week is the Miami Dolphins…while Hunter’s NCAA Master Lock of the Week repeats with the Washington Huskies…good luck with your STIB everybody…
Well it took long enough…but we finally got to feed the Virtual Piggybank in Week 4…going 20-13-0 to take $370 back from the STIB…Nick gets his 1st 2 WINS of the year….so no one hits a perfect score….except Hernandez who is now 0-2 on the Season for the Easily Defeated Luggage Lock…Hunter hits his Husky pick now going 2-2 on the year with his Master Locks…lets keep the momentum rolling into Week 5…full results below…
What can I say…we all like what we all like….15 Units going into 3 games….6 Units on the Lions going to Soldier Field…we Wash 2 with a head-2-head play on the Lions and Bears…Leaving 2 More Lions plays and 2 on the OVER…5 Units on the Broncos flying into RayJay with the straight up cover for Denver and 1 Unit on the OVER…4 Units go into the Titans at Texans game with 2 on Houston to cover and 2 on the OVER…3 Units got to London with the Colts and Jags with 2 on the OVER and 1 on the Jaguars as a dog…Giants and Vikings will Wash 2 more Units in a head-2-head play…Double Shots on Seattle…Stillers…and Hernandez’s Luggage Lock of the Week…the Panthers to cover in Atalanta…Hunters NCAA plays are the SunDevils…Rebels…and the Master Lock of the Week…Washington Huskies…Good Luck with your STIB…
Yes we are publishing on Wednesday…but 4 different awards got changed because of outcomes on Monday Night…Minimalism vs Maximization in the Quarterback race…Double Capped names rule the Running Back roost…Someone has to score these points…Kickers are still better than Receivers…our 1st 2 repeat offenders…a fall from grace…some amazing Milestones reached…and the Bandit Division likes ties…lets do this…
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…[blinks]…[stares at board again]…[mouth opens…but no sound comes out]…[SIGH]…Okay…8 wins…split among 8 players…yeah that’s it…8-25…a 24.2% ‘Win’ Rate…both Locks were busted….and the Virtual Piggybank is full of IOUs for the STIB…Gasper and Hunter are still managing to keep just above water..betting against Nick however would have you at 100% on the Season…so there is always that….lets put this week behind us and get to Week 4…full carnage below…
