2016 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 3 Picks

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

Week 3 has come and our degenerates still have no interest in diversifying…we all go up or down together…with 9 Units being wagered on 2 games…4 Units on the Stillers to cover and 1 more on the OVER…3 Units on the Panthers to cover with 1 more on the OVER…The Jaguars as 1 point dogs get 3 Units played…including Hernandez’s…not a Master Lock…just like an easily defeated Luggage Lock of the Week…We will wash 6 Units with 3 head-2-head plays on the Bears~Cowboys…Lions~Packers…and Bucs~Rams…Double Shots on the Bengals…Fins…Colts…and Jets OVER…and Hunter’s NCAA picks are Utah and the Master Lock of the Week…Florida Gators to make it 10 in a row over the Volunteers…

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Statistically Speaking – 2016 Week 02

Statistically Speaking

Look it’s Tuesday Night and the article is done man…ok well it will probably be Wednesday technically when I hit the submit button…but I need the extra time to figure out my Bubba Army Survivor roster play…you know the one where I lose a starter to an ACL Injury every week…Cam is getting…Better?…Running Backs decided in a quick sprint…It WAS all about the Benjamins…the Army knows Special Teams…tight races for the Weekly awards…and our first Chump Survivor victim…

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2016 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 2 Results

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

Let’s take at look at the Week 2 Results…or better yet let’s not…Green Bay loses outright (Goodbye 5 Units)…Stillers cover but go under (Wash 3 Units)…Bears lose outright (Goodbye 3 Units)…and the Fins get caught on a half point hook (Goodbye 3 Units)…ouch…12-21-0 is only a 36.3% Win Rate and sucks $1,230 from the Virtual Piggybank…There were some light spots…Hunter’s bed rest apparently allowed him to study up as he goes a perfect 3-0 including his Buckeye Lock of the Week…Gasper goes 2-1 hooked by the Fins…and that’s about it…Everyone else goes 1-2 except Tim and Nick who get the Goose Eggs…Nick is now 0 fer 6 on the season at the bottom of the ladder…let’s pick it up for Week 3…Full results below… (more…)

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Statistically Speaking – 2016 Week 01

Statistically Speaking

Were back…hopefully for the long haul…your Commish slipped and fell halfway through the 2015 Season…but hopefully we can stay on track with some of the tools put together over the off-season down time…Never hurts to have Luck on your side…Hurricanes knows Running Backs…Wide Receivers to leave you Green with envy…Kickers are better than 1st Round Draft Picks…Where did the Turnovers go…League Records extended for Victory and Futility…The bench is not where you should put your points…and an historical look at Efficiency…Lets Do This…
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2016 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 1 Results

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

Ouch….the Packers Lock comes up short by the ½ point hook…the Cowboys Lock results in 3 Pushes…and then Miller and Nick split taking both sides of the game…the OVER wagers eek ahead going 3-2-1…but ultimately it is the STIB who makes out in Week 1 as our group goes 10-19-4 for a 34.5% ‘Win Rate’…$1,230 being stripped from the Virtual Piggybank…Huss did manage to go ‘Lossless’ with a 2-0-1 effort to take the early season lead at 83.33%…Gasper and Miller both went 2-1-0 to stay in the Black at 66.67%…and everyone else starts the year under water…Full results after the break…
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2016 Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Contest – Week 1 Picks

The Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest

“ALWAYS PROTECT YOUR UNIT”

Can you believe it?…The 2016 NFL Season is finally here!…and with it returns the Chris Thomas 5 Star Pick 3 Handicapping Contest…Line movements from our VegasInsider.com STIB have affected the board this week…Hunter was in early enough to catch Green Bay at -4½ (His Master Lock of the Week)…Huss, Hernandez, and Shannon caught Dallas as a +1 (Hernandez’s Master Lock of the Week)…then new player Nick grabbed them as a PickEm…and Miller grabbed the Giants as a +1…in total 5 Units will be wagered on that outcome…Steelers at Redskins gets the next most plays with 2 on the Men in Black and 1 on the over…Atlanta…Chicago…Green Bay…Indy…Los Angeles (so weird to be saying that again)…New Orleans…and Seattle all get 2 plays each…with a smattering of 1 shots to round things out… Full board after the break…Lets fill that Virtual Piggybank!
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