From the Desk of Michael R Miller, President of Football Operations, Armed N Dangerous

We commend the TBFL for showing us humility.  Our futility has culminated in none other than our TE Jermichael Finley needing to take a half of quarter off this week to get a BJ from a cheerleader or fluids to stop his cramping.  Really? Cramping, take some friggin Midol!  We are not bitter over our 2 point loss to Danny and his Legends.  This will make us a better team.

Some may think an 0-3 start puts us in the shitter. I prefer to look at it as putting us in the best position to surprise you assholes for the rest of the season. I have a significant amount riding on this season. Therefore, after week 4, I will probably trade the good player or two on my roster to Xfactor, so I can take all of Shawn’s money. Okay, maybe not. However, after I beat the Throser in the first official T&A night of the TBFL season, I want it noted, that any player is available. Yes, even golden boy Aaron Rodgers. These players need to know that they must perform. If not, they won’t get to play in T&A nights.

In an effort to try and steal a victory over the Throser this week, we are pulling out some stops.

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