Statistically Speaking – 2014 Week 08

Statistically Speaking

The article is ready on Wednesday 2 Weeks in row…must be an anomaly of some sort…HOLY FUCKING POINTS BATMAN!…Go Big or Go Home seemed to be the lesson in Week 8…NFL records fell…TBFL records fell…50 is the new 30…If you want to win the RB award you need F…O…R…T…& E in your name…40’s all around in the WR contest…Kickers Score…Defenses Score…Warriors End another Streak…The Army falls hard…Chump Survivor…Streaks…Records…and our 1st look at the 2014 Playoffs….lets go… (more…)

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Statistically Speaking – 2014 Week 05

Statistically Speaking

Look I actually got it done on Wednesday!…really on Wednesday!…Wow…probably never happen again…We have a plethora of records being broken…You need 30’s to win most awards this week…but we get a 40…2…(see what I did there)…Kickers under whelm…Defenses prove to be costly again…the Pack is Back…All Quiet on the Legendary Front…Did I mention all the records broken?…Streaks are busted…but slumps are not…yet…lets go!

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Statistically Speaking – 2014 Week 04

Statistically Speaking

Hey!…I got it done on Wednesday Nig-…After Midnight?….ok fine…It’s a fucking Thursday feature…but Thursday Morning this week…Lots of QB records are broken…JC is back in KC…We go to a 3rd Tie Break between 3 Tosser Targets…a 2-way Tie for the Kicker title…Defenses will lose you games in this league…Team of the Week looks familiar…Chump of the Week looks TOO familiar…Chump Survivor…some Streaks…and odds & ends…lets get to it…

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Statistically Speaking – 2014 Week 02

Statistically Speaking

Here we are..on THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 18th…posting just on time…What do you mean it’s Friday…no that can’t be…because the time line clearly shows this was posted BEFORE the Pick 3 post…alright fine…between Vacation…Band Uniforms…and Teacher Conference Night I didn’t get this done on time for Thursday Kickoff…but here it is anyway…Veteran QB’s take back their house…Thrasher’s Pennsylvania Running Back goes wild again…Wide Receivers race to erase deficits…8 almost equals 20…a Defensive 4-Pack…Streak of the Week…a Battle to the Bottom…and some crazy stats…lets go… (more…)

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Statistically Speaking – 2014 Week 01

Statistically Speaking

We are back…and on time for Week 1…30 looks to be the cutoff for Quarterbacks…Husslers may want to un-ring that Bell…A Titanic Tie Tops The Throwing Target Toteboard (Alliteration engine working properly)…We re-review the Golden Rule…Somebody in Texas remembers how to play D…Team of the Week…Chump of the Week…Fun Stats for Dolfans…and more…lets go…

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Statistically Speaking – 2013 Week 03

Statistically Speaking

Yeah we are late on Thursday again…but I was too busy to work on this at…you know…work…3 Weeks in and we have yet to repeat an award at any position…Another QB record…We are Stormed by Running Backs…We get crushed by a Hurricane of receiving…More Kicks = More Points…The Bubba M*A*S*H Unit has a big crutch…A first ever 3-Way…Some futility…We TIE things up…and a look at Cam Stats…lets go…

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Statistically Speaking – 2013 Week 02

Statistically Speaking

Yes…I am a day late…but still in before the Thursday Kickoff…2 Weeks in a row with 5 Awards going to 3 teams…Man vs Machine…Forte gets Lynched…JJ wins a 3-legged race…More Kicks=More Points…Shawn sacrifices his own man…Team of the Week comes down to Monday Night…Who knows how to break a curse?…and Chump Survivor kicks off…lets get to it…

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